A Couple Examples of Stupid People Tonight

I am going over to greet the guest.

Me: Hi , welcome how are you doing tonight? Done all your Christmas shopping yet?

Guest: Blank Stare

Me: Okay just want to let you know what our feature is , I tell them....

Guest: I would like to make up my own mind and look at the menu....

Me thinking: Okay Mr. Asshole with attitude , who's decision ultimately will it be on what you decide upon. You don't think I am ordering the feature for myself do you? You dumb fuck! I am just letting you know.......

Another table.

Me: just clearing the table and my hands are full.

Guest: Do you have a dessert menu?

Me thinking: Yes we do. Here you take your dirty dishes out of my hands back to the dishpit and I will run and get the menues right away you fat bitch!

Or , we do but we are only allowed to give it to people we like.

Or, no we do not serve desserts here.

Sometimes I don't know what it is about people!