A Waiter's Life

My section is good one night and the next night it reaks.
One part of the month is great and the next part sucks.
I think I am saving some money one time and the next time I am in the hole.
I get out early one night and make money and another night get out late and make nothing.
I get a good table that leaves something worthwhile then the next one leaves me minimum.
Some tables have stupid questions while others just know what they would like.
I have a full section one minute and next minute waiting for a table to be seated in your section.

I like it though............